curmidget

1. An angry midget who is aggressive or pregnant. Also in relation to a midget dealing with bipolar disorder.

2. A miget-like person who is angered easily, annoying, and or pregnant.

* derived from curmudgeon and midget combined: curmidget

The curmidget walked into the library and checked out a book on Pregnancy Sucks For Men: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You BOTH Miserable Paperback.

curmidget by Whorned Cacita April 24, 2011

curmudgeapalian 

Curmudgeapalians basically don't believe shit, but use their religion to avoid unpleasant activities.

Sorry, I can't go to the office Christmas party, I'm a Curmudgeapalian.

curmudgeapalian by Zoomerz August 10, 2009

Curmudgeon 

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.

my neighbor is a curmudgeon.

Curmudgeon by Dave hannar September 10, 2003

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.

An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.

curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008

Curmudgeon 

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

Curmudgeon by thedzone September 23, 2009

Curmudgeon 

somebody considered to be bad-tempered, disagreeable, or stubborn. A killjoy, a wet blanket

Roy is a curmudgeon, lets not invite him.

Curmudgeon by Curmudgeony October 23, 2008

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

cough medicine curmudgeon by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006