Cuntrast

A contrast between two people which makes one person look like a cunt.

The Opposition Leader is here with us today, while the Prime Minister is off charging 5,000 bucks a head to have dinner with him. What a cuntrast.

by nickagonistes May 4, 2021

cuntrast

A person who can't understand normal thinking, and uses other peoples idenity

Linda became a cuntrast when she started stealing the identity of her friend, cause Linda thought Deanna was the most wealthy person.

by AthenaOnasiss™ September 30, 2014

Cuntrast

The difference between me and the basic bitches

We need something different for the cuntrast

by queefqueen June 25, 2025

Cuntcast

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.

Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?

by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010