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cuntiferous 

Adjective
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.
"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"

"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."
cuntiferous by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006
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Cuntniferous 

The act or proclivity of a feminist who hates men and tries to date them while holding the functionality of the relationship hostige through emotional abuse and then after you've done everything in the world to be a good honest one girl man.....leaves you for one of the other 10 guys she was talking to. Pray you didn't have to get screamed at 10 hrs a night for 5 years straight and lose jobs from sleep depriving hospitalization.
Her stealing my car and filing a restraining order on me souly so I couldn't get the car back that I then needed to live in...even though I would never have even dreamed of laying a hand on a woman my entire life even being screamed at 10hrs a night for 5 years straight over complete horseshit....was cuntniferous
Cuntniferous by StormBreakerYT March 16, 2021

Cuntiforous 

khun-tif-er-uh s

adjective

1. cuntingly feral; cuntnoramous; cuntosaurus

2. causing repugnance or aversion: a cuntiforous person
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3. capable of causing cunt expulsion to an exact serving size of one quarter of a cup.

4. tending to cunt dive to excess/overdose resulting in the formation of behaviors consistent with either a woman's cunnylingus hole or <colloquial> a cunt of a person whom much like an over soaked sponge, excretes fluids and/or a foul offputting odour.

5. The condition in which women's dark or coloured underwear have bleach like discoloration stain where the clitoris and vaginal hole press and lightly wedge or cause friction the frontal part of the knickers. There is no such known cause of the phenomena however it is believed by many that in the first cycle of evolution the female homosaepian produced a thick viscous concentrate from her sausage wallet to use for cleaning purposes and disinfect potentially fatal wounds. Over thousands of phases of evolution this has become a more recessive gene in the strands of DNA and as such only after long term use of a pair of undies can the remnants and discontinued trait show. There have been noted gynaecology studies drawing many correlations between a woman's tendency to be drawn to a good stain remover commercial and their biological bleach producing glands.
"Just like that cuntiforous"

"the doctor told me it's cuntiforous"

"cuntingly cunt cunty cunny cuntnoramous cuntiforous cuntracting cunstubble"
Cuntiforous by Cuntroller November 28, 2012

Cuntiferous 

An Adjective used to emphasize a person or things tendency to act like a cunt , or bring to light that person or things generally cunty nature.
After i had been acting like an asshole for a week , my girlfriend evened the odds by acting like a cuntiferous beast.
Cuntiferous by Dicker Down May 2, 2018

Cuntiferous

cuntiferous
adjective

Possessing the quality of being cunty year-round; perpetually cunty, regardless of season, occasion, or circumstance. From cunt + coniferous, as in a conifer that remains evergreen throughout the year.
cuntiferous
adjective

Characterized by being cunty year-round, regardless of season, circumstance, or social expectations.

Possessing the quality of being cunty year-round; perpetually cunty, regardless of season, occasion, or circumstance. From cunt + coniferous, as in a conifer that remains evergreen throughout the year.

She’s absolutely cuntiferous. It doesn’t matter what time of year it is, she’s serving cunt.
Cuntiferous by CajunTexan September 3, 2026
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