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cuntichops

For an individual to unwittingly countenance a frown or look of overall disdain that although not seemingly apparent to themselves, is plainly obvious to others around them and evident that the bearer is best avoided until the blackness of mood has passed, together with the potential consequences.
Andy's in a right mood today; he's got that cuntichops look about him. Best to fuck offski tout de suite if you don't want an arse kicking because he's out to whoop somebody's bottie big time stylie..
cuntichops by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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cuntychops 

scottish phrase, general insult pertaining to someone having a vagina-esque face, or conversely, an arse for a head. can even be used to affectionately comment about a friend's foul mood.
cuntychops by Anders April 5, 2003
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Cuntchops 

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.
"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"
Cuntchops by Darren July 4, 2004

cunticiosity 

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"
cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

cuntchops 

a very loud person,who doesnt know anything about life
cuntchops by terry nash July 16, 2003

Cuntchop 

A person who you find so absolutley revolting and so chronicly annoying that you want to label them a cunt but are prevented from doing so because said person is that much of a pathetic lowlife and scumbag they don't quite deserve to be labelled a whole Cunt but rather a smaller portion of Cunt Ie: a Cuntchop.
girl: that Guy Gavin is so trampy and neglectful to his son you know?

Friend: and he is so ungreatful never even thanked me

girl: he is such a Cuntchop!!
Cuntchop by critic-royal November 26, 2009

cuntchops 

Any type of meat that shares a similar taste, consistancy, and scent of a pussy.

How it came to be:
Upon ordering a chicken caesar salad once, I took my first bite and realized something tasted very familar, but not like chicken. I then immediately associated it with pussy. Not only did it taste like it, but it had labial consistancy, that is, a labial feeling on my tongue, and upon a quick inhale through my nose, the scent of a washed pussy.

I dubbed the chicken - Cuntchops.
Man, I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night and I swore I was eating cuntchops!

I'm not a big fan of cuntchops... It reminds me too much of my ex.
cuntchops by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005
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Respectfully 

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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