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cunterlingus

The act of orally pleasing a woman who happens to be a fucking cunt.
Yeah dude, I hate her guts but it's nothing a little cunterlingus won't fix.
cunterlingus by Fordmeiser May 18, 2016
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Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

cunnelingus 

oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia. The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm
He performed cunnelingus on me last night and it was great!
cunnelingus by Kongboi May 29, 2018

Cuntalingus 

Pussy talk. The result in which the pussy makes noises before,during and after sexual activity.
In the words Ray J;
Then you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splits
How you make that cuntalingus (aka pussy talk), baby damn you on some real shit
Cuntalingus by Fuck it up 69 October 12, 2021

cuntalingus 

Variation of the derogatory term 'cunt;' slang term refering to an inconsiderate individual.
That cuntalingus just parked in my reserved spot!
cuntalingus by howie69 April 17, 2008

cuntalingus 

also spelled cunalingus, is the act of eating or licking out the female genatalia usually a well kept cooter.
Bitch din't even give me head and and she got cuntalingus
cuntalingus by Gump town balla October 28, 2005

centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving
centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving
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