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Cuntdragula is a noun can be interchangeably used as a person, a place, or a Ms.thing

Cuntdragulan verb The state in which spontaneous, menstruation begins while simultaneously p.,m. S at the exact same time.

Cuntdragula adj is a feminine, feline, female not necessarily at birth fortunate in looks, circumstance, and fornication Cuntdragula adv. Fuckingly Ferociously. For lease agreement. CUNTDRAGULA SYNONYMS Meretricious. Junkie. [Prostitute. Whore. Trickstar. Houstoner. Changeling. Pussy. Kittens. P. M. S. For lease heroin. Harley. Harpie. Harlot. Jezebel. Concubine. Side piece. XSTACY . Capricorn.

She is the most cuntdragula woman that's ever lived.

cuntdragula by Alena Villa l0b0$ August 22, 2023

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Condragulations

From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.

Condragulations, Damita Jo Mama, you are the winner of Drag U!

Condragulations by Vajay J September 25, 2010

Cuntgratulate

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.

Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!

Cuntgratulate by The Masta Z July 29, 2013

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

cuntgratulations by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.

Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.

cuntgratulations by mongo61 January 23, 2009

Cuntgratulated

1. The act of getting laid for a job well done. To receive sex, in leu of a gift or card.

When I got home from work last night, my wife cuntgratulated me on my promotion.

Cuntgratulated by Manthorn March 4, 2009

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

Condragulations by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026