Count Dracula

When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.

My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula

by Ojizzum March 23, 2009

The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave

Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.

by Bolony1 May 21, 2019

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 2, 2013