I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus
"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
the opposite of a "cock-blocker", it's when a girl is denied advances by another person stepping in and talking to the party of interest. said person can be either male or female, as long as they interfere with the possibility of a hook-up
"Ladybird was such a cunt clogger tonight... I couldn't get any action."
Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.