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cunt to cunt 

To be so buddy-buddy with someone that it gets on everyone's nerves and often inhibits the relationships of the two or more people involved in the cunt to cunt. Therefore, the phrase can be altered to add as many annoying parties as needed. For example, a group of five friends who are annoyingly close could be referred to as cunt to cunt to cunt to cunt to cunt. Can also be exchanged with "penis" as needed, though "cunt" still gets across the meaning.
Person 1: Herbert spends so much time with Jessica. He can't even see that his girlfriend is hurting.

Person 2: Ugh, they are totally cunt to cunt.
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cunt to the cunt'th 

another word originating in a wisconsin dells water park. Cunt to the Cunt'th is a MEGA cunt.
That skanky slut wouldn't put out; she was bein a cunt to the cunt'th
cunt to the cunt'th by Niki October 12, 2004

The Right to Cunt 

A saying used by a Higher official to a lower Class, to state that they have the right to be a cunt because they deserve it for doing something important for the other. Similar to 'the Right to be a Cunt' it was shortened for easy use in conversation.

e.g King to Peasant, Home owner to Tenant, Person who pays the bills to Person who doesn't, Father to Son, Employer to Employee.
All you ever do is complain, I have the right to cunt in this house.

Cunt to face 

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.
Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"
Cunt to face by KingMosquito June 28, 2010

Drive to Survive Cunt 

A Drive to Survive Cunt is someone that has absolutely no clue about Formula 1 racing but enjoys the drama created around the sport via the Netflix series 'Drive to Survive'.
Hey Jacob, no wonder you know nothing about the F1, you're a 'Drive to Survive Cunt'.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.
Drive to Survive Cunt by mcnafan March 30, 2022

to have cunt in one 

To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.
To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.

to toss a cunt

That move your english teacher always does that makes you want to shoot up the class
Man, Miss shithead really tries to toss a cunt sometimes.

Jeez, Mr Fuckoff really tossed a cunt with this one
to toss a cunt by Hahafunnyname November 29, 2023
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