cunt plaster 

womens sanitary towel

i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please

cunt plaster by dirtbox September 12, 2006

plastered cunt 

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

plastered cunt by Azza1 January 22, 2015

cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.

Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.

cuntblaster by casdebom February 18, 2011