cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.

All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.

by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

Cunt Mugger

A man whore; A sexually active, promiscuous man

Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.

by Ambuhz March 11, 2008

cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.

I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.

by Raspy32 January 8, 2016

Cuntmugger

When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.

I did a good ol cuntmugger last night

by Koled outside September 12, 2021