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cunt lapper 

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.
as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"
cunt lapper by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

First rate cunt lapper 

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
First rate cunt lapper by Benedicte December 29, 2010

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.
That cuntlapper just ate my fries!
cuntlapper by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cuntflapper 

One who loves to flap cunt....
go flap ur moms cunt u cuntflapper

cuntlapper

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper
cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009