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cunt haggle 

A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.
Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.
cunt haggle by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011
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cuntwaggle 

Used to describe a particuarly fat and bitchy woman screaming and making her fat taco sway back and forth
Alice, you fucking cuntwaggle, quit your bitching and make me a sandwich!!
cuntwaggle by Doc Mar E Jane January 5, 2010

cuntraggle 

a mixture of a cuntrag and a bagel. No real definition, just incredibly funny to sayand get the othe person very confusedon what you just called them.
NOTE: must be said with zee rolling of zee "Rs" lolz jk
ex1: "shit shit kendall you stole zose pics from my photobucket, you are a cuntraggle!"

ex2: "your such a cuntraggle Alex"
Alex:"lmfaoo that is a funny word jerray"
cuntraggle by Kendall Rae Coughlin February 12, 2008

cuntgaggler 

Cuntgaggler (Pronoun)

1. A kiss ass, a brown-noser
2. Someone who will do anything to get laid
1. Look at alfred, always turning in his homework and raising his hand in class. What a fucking cuntgaggler

2. Mike is a complete cuntgaggler who will say anything to a girl to get her number.
cuntgaggler by texasbigmac September 16, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026