cunt cootie

pubic lice - also known as crabs. Blood-sucking, parasitic insects found primarily in the genitalia of humans. They are found world-wide and are quite happy to infect all races, creeds, colors, and social statuses through sexual transmission. They do not discriminate.

I can NOT believe she did that! Emilie is such a giant, smelly, crusty cunt cootie...

cunt cootie by woodspussy November 16, 2011

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cunt cookie

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

cunt cookie by sj1 December 17, 2009

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cunt cookie

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

cunt cookie by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

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Cunt Cookies

When a bitch is on her period and you go down on her lucky to find little salty hard bits of dried blood that you absolutely must stop to chew.

Whooaaaaa......fuck bitch! You is gonna have to wait to cum whiles I gets me some cunt cookies!

Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!

Cunt Cookies by Rayan X September 5, 2006