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Either an uncle who is very close to your own age or a cousin who is much older than you
Hey cunkle Dave let's go shoot some hoops!
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(Cuck + Uncle)
That one uncle you have that lives with you after his divorce and still pays for his ex-wives stuff even though she cheated on him.
Man, I wish my cunkle would get over this and move out so I can play Smash Brothers in the living room again.
Cunkle by juggsgotya December 7, 2016
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A Cunkle or pronounced CunKel, is a over sized, chubby Vagina.
1. Cor Blimey, that girl I did last night had a proper cunkle.

2. You can see her Cunkle through her jeans. Chubby minx

3. her Cunkle was like a wizards sleeve made of 4 inch thick steaks

4. She has Cankles, so so she probably has a Cunkle
Cunkle by R. Dodd April 25, 2013
cunkle is the action that occurs when your knuckles force your nails into the side of a womens vagina, colon, etc. This typically happens while fisting.
Shit Steve, you just cunkled the shit out of my judy, said Suzanne.
cunkle by joeyjoejo1200 December 9, 2008
whatever randy wants it to mean.

It can mean Drip, Finesse, Bread, Clout, New New, ETC...
OMG danny is the cunke rn.
Bryson said I was the cunke of the week! Stoked!
Cunke by NeBuLa_Nova May 20, 2019

Gay Cuntler 

Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.
THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN
Gay Cuntler by Captain Cadaver January 24, 2011

WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.
WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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