cumjerker

An excessively sexually stimulating narrative
narration, or movie which draws cum just as you watch it.

Like a tearjerker, but instead of tears, it jerks cum.

I rate that movie 5 stars! It's a total cumjerker.

cumjerker by Thijs0031 June 15, 2011

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Cumserser

When your cum is served to another person on a plate

Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.

Cumserser by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022

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cumjerker • cumjerky • Cumserser

cumjerky

Cum jerky is dried semen which a person can easily transport for later use. Example, in a restaurant it can be easily added to coffee or other hot beverages or mixed into soup. It can also be placed on your tongue or that of a loved one and savor the taste.

It is made by pouring semen while still wet, onto a flat non-porous surface and left to dry. When dry it is scrapped off and put into a small container with top for ease of travel.

I got a little bored with my coffee and added some cumjerky to add to the taste.

cumjerky by dick_lover September 24, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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