cumjerky 

Cum jerky is dried semen which a person can easily transport for later use. Example, in a restaurant it can be easily added to coffee or other hot beverages or mixed into soup. It can also be placed on your tongue or that of a loved one and savor the taste.

It is made by pouring semen while still wet, onto a flat non-porous surface and left to dry. When dry it is scrapped off and put into a small container with top for ease of travel.

I got a little bored with my coffee and added some cumjerky to add to the taste.

cumjerky by dick_lover September 24, 2017

cumjerker 

An excessively sexually stimulating narrative
narration, or movie which draws cum just as you watch it.

Like a tearjerker, but instead of tears, it jerks cum.

I rate that movie 5 stars! It's a total cumjerker.

cumjerker by Thijs0031 June 15, 2011