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Cum jerky is dried semen which a person can easily transport for later use. Example, in a restaurant it can be easily added to coffee or other hot beverages or mixed into soup. It can also be placed on your tongue or that of a loved one and savor the taste.

It is made by pouring semen while still wet, onto a flat non-porous surface and left to dry. When dry it is scrapped off and put into a small container with top for ease of travel.
I got a little bored with my coffee and added some cumjerky to add to the taste.
by dick_lover September 24, 2017
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