cumguzzla
damn that bitch is a cumguzzla
cumguzzla by harrypothead1990 August 4, 2011
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Cumpuzzled
Cumpuzzled by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010
Cumguzz
Shortened, snappier form of the word cumguzzler. A person who partakes in the act of cumguzzling. Also, cumguzz is a term of endearment.
Person 1: See that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: She a serious cumguzz.
As a greeting: Yo! What up my lil' cumguzz?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: She a serious cumguzz.
As a greeting: Yo! What up my lil' cumguzz?
Cumguzz by 1divinehammer February 18, 2013
crumguzzler
A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants
crumguzzler by Max L. May 16, 2007
cumguzzling fuckslut
A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."
(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"
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(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"
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cumguzzling fuckslut by Mary25099525 October 23, 2010
cumguzzler
my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.
cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002
cumfuzzled
Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.
cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009
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