upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
by harrypothead1990 August 02, 2011
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cumguzzla

your mommy, your sister, your aunt, grandmother. etc.
damn that bitch is a cumguzzla
by harrypothead1990 August 04, 2011
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