cumflick

N. When you are about to cum and you slap your dick and cum flies up in the air.

V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere

1. *jacking off* "omg omg I'm gonna cum. *slaps dick* wow cum went everywhere! That was a good cumflick"

2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night

by Starr's Mill Panther November 3, 2013

cumflict

The act of engaging in an argument which leads to sex.

My husband & I love cumflicts!

by adkjessie February 16, 2018

Cumlick

distantly related to and resembling the cowlick- most famously showcased in "There's Something About Mary". One might best describe a cumlick as a product of ignorance and necessity. Improvisation in this instance was not an effective practice as cum should not replace your everyday hair gel.

Cameron Diaz sported a cumlick in "There's Something About mary" after mistaking cum on Ben Stiller's ear for hair gel and applying it to her blonde locks.

by M&E April 29, 2008

cumfliction

The male sensation of guilt after masturbating to completion.

"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"

"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."

by Sockly June 7, 2017

cumlicker

A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.

That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.

by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006

Cufflicker

Someone that blindly supports criminals. Similar to Stockholm’s syndrome.

Don’t be such a cufflicker.

by WolfofRGV December 17, 2024

Cufflicker

Someone that supports criminals.

Don’t be a cufflicker

by WolfofRGV December 17, 2024