cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.

Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!

by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010

cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.

Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!

by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010

cuntastical

fantastic, stupendous

that slut is cuntastical.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

cumfestival

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
orgysexfuckcumcomecummingorgasmblowjobbjoralanalintercoursefacialbootybump uglieshorizontal mombodoggiedoggythrow a shotbust a nut

by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011

Cuntastical

Cuntastical (not cuntastic) but almost

That horses cunt was cuntastic but not entirely cuntastical.

by Danda25 April 11, 2023