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cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her
Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando
by Longfur September 9, 2021
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comando

wearing pants, skirts, or shorts without underwear
Last night I was with a girl who went camando on me. It was great.
by caught up April 29, 2005
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cuando

When in spanish. ..its not a freggin verb. its just WHEN.
Boy: Cuando salimos? (when are we going out)
Girl: nunca pavo! (Neva sucka!)
Boy: *kicks a can*
by flo1 March 18, 2007
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Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.
- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!
by nyoru June 10, 2013
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On Cumand

Synchronizing the money shot to the director's timing during a filmed sex act.
Ken had been been monopolating Porn Star Barbie for more than 30 minutes when he looked up and saw the director giving him the On Cumand cue to blow his thick, creamy wad across her round, gyrating ass.
by Bruno Pons-Jones July 15, 2011
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Cumnado

The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.
I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!
by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013
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Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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