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splugebob

I had to cum but only had a sponge so I named it splugebob
by Longfur September 9, 2021
mugGet the splugebobmug.

cumquistador

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night
by Longfur September 9, 2021
mugGet the cumquistadormug.

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.
Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.
by Longfur September 9, 2021
mugGet the squeaky beefermug.

cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her
Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando
by Longfur September 9, 2021
mugGet the cumandomug.

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