Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Longfur

splugebob

I had to cum but only had a sponge so I named it splugebob

splugebob by Longfur September 9, 2021

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night

cumquistador by Longfur September 9, 2021

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her

Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando

cumando by Longfur September 9, 2021

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

squeaky beefer by Longfur September 9, 2021