Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Longfur

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splugebob

I had to cum but only had a sponge so I named it splugebob

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Get the splugebobmug.

cumquistador

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Get the cumquistadormug.

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Get the squeaky beefermug.

cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her

Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Get the cumandomug.

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