cum sticker

Cum that is dried on someone’s skin that you can peel off in a solid piece. Usually resembling dried Elmer’s glue.

Last night was so crazy I bet Samantha wakes up with a few cum stickers.

by lebrah March 20, 2023

Cum Slicker

n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.

Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her

"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"

by zenmastac January 16, 2009

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016