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cum noodle 

a string of cum connecting from a girl's mouth to a guy's penis. the girl usually slurps it up.
Guy: After she gave me a bj, she pulled away and there was a string of cum connecting her mouth to my penis. It was such a cum noodle.
Girl: Nice.
cum noodle by Bells And Fetishes January 19, 2010
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Cumnoodle 

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis
How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle
Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019
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Cunoodle 

a. verb. to nonchalantly cuddle with someone, when one feels lonely or cold.
b. adjective. to be referred to as someone's "cunoodle buddy" is the highest of compliments, so kuddos.
c. adjective. no reference to homosexuality what-so-ever.
d. verb. to nuzzle ones head into the inner warmth of one's body to adapt to their body heat for pure and whole pleasure.
e. noun. a very specialized and skillful talent, in the same family as spooning. Ex. 1: Liz, Alison, and Alex cunoodled with each other when on the bus passing through China Town in San Francisco extracting the fish-essence smells that go with the territory.
Ex. 1: Liz, Alison, and Alex cunoodled with each other when on the bus passing through China Town in San Francisco extracting the fish-essence smells that go with the territory.

Ex. 2: Alex and Alison cunoodled through the cold night while acting distant from others in the bustling and bumping party.

Ex. 3: The cunoodle buddies looked forward to cunoodle time so they could re-connect with those they are most dear to.
Cunoodle by Mike_Da_Boss March 30, 2009

Cunoodle 

Cunoodle
a. verb. to nonchalantly cuddle with someone, when one feels lonely or cold.
b. adj. to be someone's "cunoodle buddy" is the highest of all compliments
c. adj. no reference to homosexuality
d. verb. to nuzzle ones head into the inner warmth of one's body to adapt to their body heat
e. noun. a very specialized and skillful talent, in the same family as spooning.
Liz, Alison, and Alex cunoodled with eachother when on the bus passing through China Town in San Francisco.

Alex and Alison cunoodled through the cold night while acting distant from others and feeling like a 3rd wheel.

The cunoodle buddies looked forward to cunnoodle time so they can re-connect with those they are more dear to.
Cunoodle by Mikey_c_da_g December 9, 2008

cunoodle 

to cuddle up close to a cunny and pat it fondly
James woke up and found Ellie asleep in his bed; so he moved beneath the sheets and cunoodled her as he drifted off to sleep again
cunoodle by JamesArthur September 23, 2007

Cumoodle 

To cum on a hard noodle and shove it inside someone
Hey blake, let me cumoodle you?
Cumoodle by noodlehoe123 May 8, 2019

Cumdoodle 

Dried up cum left in pubic/chest hair that forms little white balls.
You left a cumdoodle on your chest when you masturbated this morning!
Cumdoodle by MrGreeks April 29, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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