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I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
cum nap by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016
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A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.
“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”
Cum nap by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020
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Cum napkin 

A guy with a beard.
When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.
Cum napkin by Ronsta December 20, 2020
When you get knocked out and wake up with someone’s {jizz}or {spunk} on you..
Damn had an altercation and got my ass knocked out... woke up and had some type of creamy watery substance on me.. fuck I just fell victim to a cumnap..

Published by @onenightinbangladesh
Cumnap by FoxaMilli November 17, 2018
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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