Cum Juice

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Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

Cum Juice by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

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Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute

1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude

Cum Juice by mrs.buttman May 12, 2018

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Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out

Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude

Cum juice by Wrxith May 10, 2022

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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

juicy cum tornado by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

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cumjuice

Sweet sticky Drink made by a Penis pump.

"Samantha swallowed her cumjuice given to her by David. It was so good she dribbled some down her tits as well with excitement."

cumjuice by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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