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Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
Cum dick poop by Coop poop March 3, 2021

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit 

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

cum guzzling dick junky 

Someone who can't show any restraint when tempted by something.

A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!

For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket 

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)
Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

cum suka dick 

Cum suka dick means that the dick is a bitch wolf because suka means bitch wolf
Wow man I never knew you were such a cum suka dick guy
cum suka dick by poggerschampion January 18, 2022

Bon Dick Cum 

The gay faggot in the famous discord server fazo r
Random fat faggot: I like ur name bon dick cum But Im calling millie rn
Bon Dick Cum by Bon Dick Cum May 19, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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