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Cum bagel 

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.
If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.
Cum bagel by TheLizM October 19, 2010

cum badger 

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
cum badger by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Cum badge 

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.
Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.
Cum badge by Daman13 March 20, 2024

badger cum dumpster 

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.
"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"