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Cum bagel
A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.
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cum barge • Cum badge • cumbadger • badger cum dumpster • cum • cum bucket • cum slut • cum gun • cum bubble • cum back
cum badger
When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
cum badger by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018
badger cum dumpster
A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.
badger cum dumpster by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016
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