Brianne : Hey Chad thanks for hiring me I really needed a job SOO!!! are you gonna be my Cum Daddy?
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!
often used as a sexual term, when a girl says this it means she wants your semen inside her vagina. when a guy says this he wants your semen in his ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.