cuked

Past pissed drunk and all around fucked

“Guy’s wicked cuked in the corner there”
“We gettin dumbshit cuked tonight boys...”

by Snutsbigtilties December 20, 2018

get cuked

Disdainfully encouraging a person to intentionally insert a cucumber into their anus...

Hey Dan, get cuked!

by Sour Opals November 6, 2013

cured

A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.

'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'

by N dog December 8, 2016

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Cokedar

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019