cuddleitis

Cuddleitis is when you go too long without cuddles from your significant other.

Girlfriend: babe this cuddleitis is no joke 🤧
Boyfriend: poor baby I’ll give you all the cuddles you need when I see you ☺️.

by Cameron - AKA [drip da Crip] October 24, 2023

Cuddlefish

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.

You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"

by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008

cuddlekiss

The act of cuddling and kissing at the same time.

"I would just love to hang out and cuddlekiss him, you think he would cuddlekiss me back? I sure hope so!"

by Chynna August 3, 2007

Cuddlefish

Someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long.

I love you cuddlefish.

by DLuke November 3, 2007

cuddlefishie

petname for the best boyfriend and fiance you can imagine: mine! :3

he's so sweet! <3

Ik hou van je mijn cuddlefishie :3

I love you my cuddlefishie <3

Cuddlefishie-Attack! xD

by Suzume October 23, 2008

cuddletine

During Valentine's day when single men or women search for a temporary cuddler to ease through the day of love.

Commonly used by individuals who were previously accustomed to cuddling and romanticism on V-day.

Sam texted Joe because she was lonely on Valentines day, she needed a cuddletine to cheer up.

by sasquatch20 March 2, 2011