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Cuddlefish 

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Cuddlefish by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

Cuddlepuss 

/ˈkʌdlpʊs/

noun

1. A cuddling enthusiast
2. An initiator of cuddlepuddles and other such cuddle conflagrations
3. One whose cuddling skills are exceptional

Antonyms: Snagglepuss, Snaggles
If you'd ever been in the sweet embrace of that boy you'd know he's all cuddlepuss and no snaggles.
Cuddlepuss by Cuddlepussin'Snaggles November 1, 2013

cuddlekitty 

The most amazing girl youll ever know. She makes your world go round' everytime you see her. Her kisses make your head spin. She makes your world complete and your life mean something. Shes the one I love....so much.
I love you my cuddlekitty!
cuddlekitty by Tigrawr June 22, 2010

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

Cuddlefish 

Someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long.
I love you cuddlefish.
Cuddlefish by DLuke November 3, 2007

cuddlefishie 

petname for the best boyfriend and fiance you can imagine: mine! :3

he's so sweet! <3
Ik hou van je mijn cuddlefishie :3

I love you my cuddlefishie <3

Cuddlefishie-Attack! xD
cuddlefishie by Suzume October 23, 2008
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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