Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"
The most amazing girl youll ever know. She makes your world go round' everytime you see her. Her kisses make your head spin. She makes your world complete and your life mean something. Shes the one I love....so much.
1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.
2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.
3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.