cuddlefile

A person that is massively obsessed with getting and receiving cuddles.

Me? I'm a real cuddlefile for sure

by Aramiel February 1, 2022

Cuddlefish

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.

You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"

by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

cuddleable

The state or ability to be cuddly.

"jacky and Bubba are very cuddleable" ;

by JKBS September 8, 2010

cuddleable

someone who is pleasurable to cuddle, or "spoon" as males say, with

Shit baby, you're so cuddleable!

by oowoo October 9, 2008

cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum

When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.

by I failed english November 21, 2010

Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008