ctown brown

A shady mess of seeds, stems, and a few pinched buds. This overpriced classic can be found in Canton,OH.

" I thought I was getting da hook, but all I got was some ctown brown."

" I ain't payin for that ctown brown."

by faeri March 3, 2004

Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but you’re dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up and a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"

there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005

brown clown

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

by Bog-man September 2, 2016

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013