ctoan 

An idiotic fuckwipe.

God damn it, that ctoan's at it again.

ctoan by PLAYERLXIV February 18, 2019

ctoan 

When someone is so idiotic that the English language simply fails. It is the literate equivalent of the face palm.

When I ran over myself with my own car, I felt like such a ctoan.

ctoan by Juno_13 March 8, 2015

ctoan 

When someone is so idiotic that the English language simply fails. It is the literate equivalent of the face palm.

When I ran over myself with my own car, I felt like such a ctoan.

ctoan by Juno_13 March 8, 2015

Croanix 

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Croanix by CroanixHater333 March 18, 2021

Choaniki

A very gay video game from Japan.

Choaniki by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Coaning 

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

Mr Croan 

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

Mr Croan by Big Blallus August 23, 2023