Crystal Skulled

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

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Crystal Skull

A movie sequel/prequel that doesn't live up to the original

Dude, I hope Jurassic Park 4 won't be a crystal skull.

by PlatinumX22 August 11, 2008

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crystal skull head

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.

Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!

by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

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crystal skull fuck

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

by hoyahaxa33 March 11, 2011

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Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

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