Crystal-Skull-Fuck 

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

Crystal-Skull-Fuck by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015

crystal skull fuck 

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

crystal skull fuck by hoyahaxa33 March 11, 2011

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck 

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck by Nard Master February 27, 2017