crying game

(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man


(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.


Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.

a: why so glum, chum?

B: Jenna told me that she is really a he

a: OMFG you got crying game'd


or


I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.

crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

Crying Game

1. Bitching and complaining that only serves to annoy others.
2. Complaining about things when you have no motivation to actually change things that are within your ability to change.
3. A ploy used by bitter people to get sympathy.
4. Employees griping and complaining about trivial work related matters when there is little possibility (or good reason) for actual change.
5. People complaining about their be-with and whatever lame habits or peccadillos they happen to have.

The boss climbed up my ass 'cuz I was late today. My bus is always late.
I see you're playing the crying game again. Why don't you just pull your lame ass out of bed a few minutes earlier and catch an earlier bus?

Crying Game by 910 January 28, 2008

Crying Game

Tucking your penis between your legs and having your girlfriend blow you from behind

You wouldn't believe it, I gave her a crying game last night. She love it.

Crying Game by Meads8 July 17, 2014

The Crying Game 

Pulling your ball-sac over your dick so you look like you have a vagina. After viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.

Riley just played the crying game.

The Crying Game by Tribe11 May 3, 2011

the crying game 

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.

Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

the crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

The Crying Game 

To beat off and cry while doing it.

Damn...all porn is blocked in the middle east. When I find a site that goes thru all I can do is watch the 10 second preview and play the crying game.

The Crying Game by Cock Jamison May 13, 2011

The Crying Game 

When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.

"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"

or

"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."

The Crying Game by TomT July 16, 2008