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(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
cryfap by teh dub January 3, 2010
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cykapistol 

man: shut the fuck up you cykapistol

russian: what did you just say to me!? i will kill you man!
cykapistol by LordMaple May 21, 2021