crutard 

small anoying person who is not unlike a retard. a combination of clueless and retard.

person A: what is two add two? is it six?
person B: shut the fuck up you fucking crutard

crutard by Glen Goodfellow October 4, 2005

cutard

a girl who remains cute, despite her retarded behavior

CUTE + RETARD = CUTARD

lauren is a cute girl, but she always has a tard up her sleeve. good thing david loves cutards!

cutard by daveyjoneslocker89 January 2, 2010

Curtard 

Someone who's name is Curtis and is also a retard in many ways.

"God dammit Curtis, you're such a curtard!"

Curtard by TheCurtard3000 January 16, 2014

Cretard 

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretard 

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

cretard by crazymanz February 2, 2010

crustard 

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.

Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!

crustard by designbabe73 September 3, 2004

Cutarded 

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

Cutarded by 5gum4u August 14, 2012