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crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

Crusty Dog 

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"
Crusty Dog by Lazcus September 6, 2021

@lawliets.crustysocks

Hot sexy mf tiktoker

-Lawliet Stan

-ban Stan

-killua Stan ( a normal one)

Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮
r/n : wait how are you so hot??
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!

Crusty dog 

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.
Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.
Crusty dog by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

CrustyDusty 

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.
Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.
CrustyDusty by ceazer February 26, 2019

crustyoongie 

A segsy famous kpop tik toker
"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"
crustyoongie by .feljx December 20, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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