crustydog

A crusty dog is when you fuck a girl who just got done with her period and bloody flakes of goo get stuck on your penis.

Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood

Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.

by AssLicker449 June 18, 2019

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

by random gangsta April 18, 2008

Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.

"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"

by Lazcus September 6, 2021

@lawliets.crustysocks

Hot sexy mf tiktoker

-Lawliet Stan

-ban Stan

-killua Stan ( a normal one)

Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮

r/n : wait how are you so hot??
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!

by Your anonymous lover in hiding March 9, 2021

Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

CrustyDusty

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.

Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.

by ceazer February 26, 2019

crustyoongie

A segsy famous kpop tik toker

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"

by .feljx December 20, 2020