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crustydog 

A crusty dog is when you fuck a girl who just got done with her period and bloody flakes of goo get stuck on your penis.
Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood

Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.
crustydog by AssLicker449 June 18, 2019
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crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

Crusty Dog 

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"
Crusty Dog by Lazcus September 6, 2021

@lawliets.crustysocks

Hot sexy mf tiktoker

-Lawliet Stan

-ban Stan

-killua Stan ( a normal one)

Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮
r/n : wait how are you so hot??
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!

Crusty dog 

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.
Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.
Crusty dog by Mitch B. February 17, 2009

CrustyDusty 

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.
Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.
CrustyDusty by ceazer February 26, 2019

crustyoongie 

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"
crustyoongie by .feljx December 20, 2020
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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