crustration

The feeling of total frustration when your nose is lined with crusty boogers that you can't pick because you are in public.

Mary was suffering from severe crustration during the game!

by Momconn September 21, 2011

crushlationship

the imaginary relationship you have with your crush

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura

by aurum96 February 16, 2013

mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

academic frustration

The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.

Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.

by Niiro Kitsune May 9, 2011

frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

celestial frustration

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009