Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

crustomer

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.

When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.

by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Crustomize

To make older, or worse. Usually non-deliberately.

We're gonna go to Lindsay's house, and crustomize her house!

by The_Exuberant_Face September 12, 2010

crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019