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crustify 

v 1. to cook an object with crust 2.to make crust of an object
We want our money back for the frozen pizza because we cant crustify it to a medium hardness.
crustify by Lu Houser November 22, 2007
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crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick
Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus
crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

crustification 

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy
Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.
crustification by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011

crustified spunk lips 

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

Crastify 

A form of time travel / when time goes by quickly
"I wish we could just crastify to my birthday next week"

"Bloody hell, this year has just crastified!"

"Goodbye darling, have a nice trip, I really hope that the time until I next see you just crastifies..."
the fine art of slinging your wears (drugs or what not) to people who dont know how cheaply you aquire them for an exorbadant price. A customer or custi, is custified if they except a higher price then the inner loop of individuals that sells these items
Dude we need to make 2500 bucks tonight. well we only have 100 pills. We will need to custify some of these idiots tonight.
custify by mydasx April 10, 2006

Gonan Crusify 

A word used when “Gonna Crucify” gets misspoken
Friend 1: I love watching these movies

Friend 2: I gotta watch some, you’re Gonan Crusify me
Friend 1: GONAN CRUSIFY?
Gonan Crusify by Maegix October 2, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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