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the fine art of slinging your wears (drugs or what not) to people who dont know how cheaply you aquire them for an exorbadant price. A customer or custi, is custified if they except a higher price then the inner loop of individuals that sells these items
Dude we need to make 2500 bucks tonight. well we only have 100 pills. We will need to custify some of these idiots tonight.
custify by mydasx April 10, 2006
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to make something more cute, increase it's cuteness.
"That was a good dance routine but we need to cutify it"
Cutify by Bunnybaby October 1, 2008
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verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)
1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.
cuntify by Eve B April 16, 2007
The act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.
My girlfriend had to cuntify my apartment.
cuntify by Josh Briggs August 5, 2003
To turn the name of somebody you don't like into a swear.
Person A: Don't be such a David, dude.
Person B: Did you just cussify his name?
Person A: Hell yeah.
Cussify by IchigoxRukiaforever February 20, 2011

cuntifying 

when you have extreme fear of a scary cunt
oh my god bertha your cunt is so cuntifying !
cuntifying by virginiavirgin November 18, 2016

crustify 

v 1. to cook an object with crust 2.to make crust of an object
We want our money back for the frozen pizza because we cant crustify it to a medium hardness.
crustify by Lu Houser November 22, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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