crust cake 

Jade Hopkins

Jade Hopkins is a crust cake.

crust cake by Dipped Doughboi December 20, 2017

Crust cake 

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

Crust cake by truoodle November 12, 2020

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

Double Crust Cheese Cake by Rhody401 April 14, 2023

crusty cake 

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

crusty cake by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

crush the cake 

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

crush the cake by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016