crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016

grandpaps

the best grandpa ever. he don't give a shit about nothing

I spent the day with my grandpaps. It was the best day of my life.

by TheRealCaylo July 17, 2016