grandpaps

the best grandpa ever. he don't give a shit about nothing

I spent the day with my grandpaps. It was the best day of my life.

by TheRealCaylo July 16, 2016

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016