crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

crush test dummy

A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.

Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea

Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her

Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy

by chrno July 27, 2010

Crash Test Dummy

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.

by EmichG September 7, 2007

German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

by Bob0008 January 4, 2009

crash test dummy

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Crash Test Dummies

Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

Crash Test Dummies rule.

by MrKapper July 2, 2006

Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

by ac March 14, 2004