crush depth 

Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.

Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!

crush depth by MNL897 November 6, 2024

crush depth buddy 

Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.

"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."

crush depth buddy by submariner December 19, 2012

Death crust 

Crusty snow that makes you want to die

Dude did you you ski that death crust. Yes i wanted to die

Death crust by Lordben March 11, 2021